PaladinFreelance
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Which one of you cunts... - 2007/02/22 09:30
...ran me over on Friday night?
Yeah, I got hit by a car outside Liverpool Street station at approximately 7 PM on Friday, and I`m pretty lucky to be alive. Seriously.
You`ll be pleased to hear that my injuries only extend to a couple of broken ribs, dislocated shoulder, and a few cuts and bruises to my arms and legs. Apparently the fact that I`m a right fat cunt worked in my favour and prevented more serious damage.
So who was responsible for this `accident`?
Vicky, tired of being stalked? JdS, out for revenge from beyond the grave? A long-dormant Applegate with a vendetta? Who knows.
I did admit my UKSF tendencies to the police, so it will all come out in the end.
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A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise. - Alan Alexander Milne, 1882 - 1956
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