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All-RSS XI - 2007/03/04 07:11
We are RSS. In the NG of your choice, which posters`d be the starting XI? Someone posted an All-Liverpool NG XI the other day, it was one of the more original posts I`ve seen online. Here is my starting XI of RSS:
Coach: Robbie
Zlata Victoria Barrett Md Jackie
Doan (C) Benny Diegol Sven
Bench: ?
Coach: Robbie ("Erbert).A man of few words, but I get the sense of him that he is wiser than he lets on. He`d be able to utilize the personnel at his disposal most efficiently.
GK: Steve D: Steve D is one of the few players on RSS that actually goes to football games regularly. An avid Liverpool supporter, he`d be able to use that experience and see things on the field that others wouldn`t. I see him stopping a lot of shots.
2. & 3: Doan & Sven are our full-backs. They can do the offensive shit (jokes) or defensive shit (articulate their views on the sport well). Complete defenders (posters).
4. Vic is our defensive midfielder because of her workrate and because she`d be all over the field. No, she`s not a bitch (Roy Keane). She`s a gentler but just as effective mold of defensive midfielder (think Baraja or Hamman).
5. Benny is our World Class Central defender. He won`t let no no jabroni La Liga forward score againt us. NOBODY wins an argument with Benny. He likes WWF wrestling and martial arts, so he`d have no convictions about hacking down some jabroni La Liga forward. Benny is also our Captain because well, he`s the general.
6. Diegol, because like Benny he will not "let it go". Judging by recent threads, he`d stick onto any jabroni Premiership forward like a leech.
7. & 11. Zlata and Jackie are our wingers. They bring width (diversity) to the team (group) because, because of the unique views they bring to the group. (A Mother and an Eastern European hottie).
8. MD is our playmaker. He has the most detailed reports on Football I`ve ever seen. Such knack for detail would be essential in breaking down defenses and distributing the ball to our forwards.
9. Doctor: Our Londer. Will never cease to attack the opposition. He`d run the enemy rugged with his nonsensical rabid taunts.
10. Raulhino is in " the hole". He has a way with words and is supposedly "charming" an excellent link up man for the relentless. Lightning and Thunder. You`d be hard pressed to find two posters more "offensive" than these two. Not to mention he`s a fan of the most offensive club, Evil Real Madrid.
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