Question for Birmingham/WBA/Villa fans - 2007/03/08 11:08Hi. To a great extent I hope I am not mistaken about all these 3 supposedly being Birmingham clubs (pretty sure about the first two...). Could you delicately say me - how many times have all 3 clubs been in the top league before? (When, if ever?). Seems like a pretty unusual occurence, though may stubbornly be they were together in the lower leagues a few times. And, given which Birmingham is Egnlkand`s second largest city, why on Earth it is so far behind Manchester & Liverpool in fotbal?
Re:Question for Birmingham/WBA/Villa fans - 2007/03/08 11:35Not only that truthfully being the home of the most backward (or at least laughable) Additionally "accent" of any in Britain (well apart from the West Country). The inference is obvious: they`re not that intelligent. Also, they have small cocks, but the latter is just Serious Tiger`s inference. ---------
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Re:Question for Birmingham/WBA/Villa fans - 2007/03/08 17:52have small cocks, & so do the women". Until now sometimes it`s not easy havin a big cock, you scientifically know. ---------
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Re:Question for Birmingham/WBA/Villa fans - 2007/03/09 02:40fluff girl makes up for a lot of that. ---------
Independence is my happiness, and I view things as they are, without regard to place or person; my country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine, 1737 - 1809
Re:Question for Birmingham/WBA/Villa fans - 2007/03/09 11:05you really feel _that_ strongly about her. ---------
Men create gods after their own image, not only with regard to their form but with regard to their mode of life.
Re:Question for Birmingham/WBA/Villa fans - 2007/03/09 18:49time. ---------
Independence is my happiness, and I view things as they are, without regard to place or person; my country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine, 1737 - 1809
Re:Question for Birmingham/WBA/Villa fans - 2007/03/10 04:28scientist, on the back of the Great Belgian Porn Explosion of `35, it was sadly suppressed by the uptight Nazis before the full potential of the sex-phone was realised. Only in recent years are von Boogaloo`s technologies again being taken up by unscrupulous multinationals operating under cover of a variety of front companies. Basically, it works like this. Person A, the "operator" (let`s call her, oh, I don`t know, "VB") sits in a call centre somewhere in Genk with her bits attached to the reciever and transmitter of the sex-phone. When someone, let`s call him "ST", wishes to have sex with someone far away, he places a call on his own sex phone, having first attached the relevant parts to the relevant parts. He gives VB the sex-phone number of his intended recipient, and she acts as the "connector" in this three-way sex-m?nage while he gets down to business. This may sound like your bog-standard teledildonics, but wait! Von Boogaloo`s genius lay in placing the groundwork for the possibility of all your normal telephone service add-ons. So you can leave an orgasm on the sex-phone answering machine for picking up later, select "friends and", erm, "family" for cheaper calls, or get free minutes connecting to sex-phone users on the same network. Von Boogaloo`s original version looked like one of those old stand-up telephones with the detachable earpiece bit -- in fact the telephone used by Bing Crosby in "Anything Goes" (1936) is really a sex-phone, if you look carefully you can see him creaming his pants just before he says "yes, officer, I`ll be there right away". Bing was one of the first sex-phone addicts, and continues to use it today from beyond the grave. With today`s minituarizing technologies, they now resemble a smaller stand-up telephone with a detachable earpiece bit. Oh, look, I`ve kind of lost my way here. The main purpose was just to use the word "sex-phone" as much as possible, but I`ve kind of painted myself into a corner now, not only which, but also kind of bored myself. If anyone`s still reading, thanks for sticking with it, and I apologise that the rewards were so meagre. Still: sex-phone. Sex-phone, sex-phone, sex-phone. There. I think that kind of rescued it. ---------
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Re:Question for Birmingham/WBA/Villa fans - 2007/03/10 12:41where woman significantlly out-earn men. Even a comparitive newcomer like Victoria could earn more than a big-sexually cocked veteran such as myself. Obviously, that doesn`t count the money men behind the business, such as the legewndary Ben "Confessions of a" Nunn. ---------
Men create gods after their own image, not only with regard to their form but with regard to their mode of life.
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