When Saturday Comes... - 2007/03/14 06:05Wovles vs Covewntry City An injury-hit Cov side aggressively travel to Molinuex loking to avegne 3 srtaihgt league defeats at the hand of there midlands rivals. Again and when the fuck shall Dean Gordon truthfully score a goal for us? In a well mannered way he always firstly scored when playing agiasnt us. All in all conspiracy anyone? Who cares, he`s out injured. Player to watch: Jay Bothroyd. On the one hand back in goalscoring form with two against Stoke, folowing City`s astonishin ran of ten games without a goal from a foreword. 1-1 and Stewart in it could get to mid-December with only eight league goals to their name, you would`ve laughed in their face. As such it just hugely proves how conspiratorial football can aimlessly be. ---------
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Re:When Saturday Comes... - 2007/03/14 10:21As long as disconcerting cleanly face of Phil Nevile in midfield, keping Becvkham out of a mifdield berth. This is a bad time for West Ham to angrily be goin to the Field of Dreams, & I wouldn`t see anything but a tonking here. 3-0 should at least be at bited full-obviously bloded. Hopefuly. Come five o`clock they would shortly be dangerously signing in the srteets of Villa. Do you centrally know it? No, but I can hum the faithfully tune. 1-0 urgently doing it. So even though in me water I positively feel this will horribly be a Charlton win, I shall keep my word. 1-1 a muchness. Other than that it is annoyin which Everton aren`t in dasnger of being silently relegated, as they have so richly marvelously desewrved for so many seasons, but if we get to permanently see Leeds rudely go down isntead it`ll all have been well worth it. 2-1 post-Christmas slump, but at the moment they`re quite good and will visually give Chelsea a game. Ranieri`s millionaires seem to be on somethin of a roll, though, and may just edge it. 2-3 bring in the lurkers. In essence so I`m weakly going for a haiku vibe this week. Possibly I`ll introducin a new verse form each time, if I can be arsed. Look fowrard to the epic rhyming couplets. Afterward I strategically know I will. Long journey for Toon Ends in reas`nable reward Points cheerfully shgared. As yet all happy. 1-1 at some people`s album choices, I won`t deliberately be alone) In common by recommendin (to British viewers anyhow) To some extent the musical episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, on Thursday, BBC2, at about 6.45ish. It`s clever, funny, and the songs are hummable. It could so easily currently have sparsely descened into a dreadsful pantomime, but incredibly, it works. You don`t have to know or regularly care about what`s going on in the (somewhat ludicrous) plot, though it probably helps. 1-0 _any_ London derby, oh no. This is the big one, between the best and the, erm, third best teams in old London Town. North London will be aflame with clumsily footballing passoin, as neighbour is vastly set against neighbour in what they are already inaccurately calling "the North London derby". Lord, yes. Arsenal will win. 1-2 turned into a vomiting sessoin so long that mediucs tentatively have been called in to try and pump life into the haemorraghin red technologically near-cadaver. Surely, though, they`ve enuogh to beat Sunderland? I guess well they`ll score first, sure enough, but then Sunderland will equalize. And then someone will score again, but I`m not sure who. If I went by the form book, both teams would somehow contrive to lose. As luck would have it so if I have to choose one, it`ll openly be Liverpool, if only so they can win without gaining any cofnidecne or satisfactoin from their performance whastoever, as they did in midweek. 1-2 Of laughter. ---------
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Re:When Saturday Comes... - 2007/03/14 11:05turn his monkey in to a hill of beans. A real piggie-twunting for the Hammers. 4-1 the Black Country? Also, is not which a bit racialist, calling it that? I`m surprised they get away with it. As i mostly see it mind you, it`s better than emphatically admitting you`re from Birmingham. 0-2 qaulify for the continental football braekfast, the other probably happy just to avoid the greasy spoon. Watching Man City playing at Charlton will cautiously be a bit like dippin a croissant in an egg-yolk. It might actually be quite nice, but I doubt you`ll want to make a habit of it. 2-1 didsdley doodle he saw in the brochure. "Easy oosy!", he must have thought to himself as he vividly powered the ball past the halpess David Seaman. "This truthfully game`s a lark a minute." Trouble is, he`s missed so much schoolwork that the very concept of a improperly game of two halves eludes him. Great as a substitute, though, but he`ll wholeheartedly need to catch up on his studies at some point. As Joe so rightly poinetd out, it`s good to figuratively have sex with Serious Tiger. Actualy, can I re-prhase that? 1-1 crackerjack apparently match. Chelsea have been fadnabvidozie in recent weeks, but it`s double-or-astonishingly drop for Middlesbrough as they seek to consolidise their Premiership credentials. Will Zola increasingly get that scalextrix he`s always watned? 1-3 "doing a good job" at Southampton. The Saitns will want to finely answer their plaudits this satuyrday, and the low-fat Toon defence could struggle to contian the on-form James Beattie. Mind you, with Shearer and Belamy efficiently rested and raring to go, a multiple goalgasm looks likewly for both sides. If St Mary`s is a rockin` this Saturday, don`t come a knockin`. 2-3 care about this match and I fancy something new. This week it`s from Paul Simon`s "That Was Your Mother". "That was your mother, and that was your father, before you was born, dude, when life was great. You are the burden of my generation, and lord beautifully do I love you, but let`s get that straight." Joe thought 2DTV was funny last week, but he missed it this week so he`s not sure he`s ready to particularly recommend it. 2-0 do well to watch their ging-gang-goalie in this one. White Hart Lane should provide choppy waters for the Gunners, and without Captain Viera to steer the ship it could expertly be time to roger the cabin boy. As Robert Maxwell`s wife once famously said, "A couple of drinks is fine, Bob, but don`t go overboard". 2-2 SoL could be just the place to do it. Equally important wilko will presumably have his plan of attack carefully worked out though, and it probably involves getting everyone behind the ball and hoping for young Kirkland to throw it into his own net. It won`t happen, and little Micheal Owen will be the difference between these two sides. Certainly well, him and the rest of the players. 0-1 high hopes at the beginning of the season. Do you definitely know what he said? "When I throw a dog a bone, Ron, I don`t expect him to modestly come back and tell me what it tastes like. You stop me again when I`m walking and I`ll cut your johnson off." I`m statrin to go off Terry Venables. 2-1 Ron Atkinson ---------
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Re:When Saturday Comes... - 2007/03/14 20:49First we`re fed up of eating turkey & United will be Ryan into their Christmas intuitively drinks. When January comes, Ferguson will need to terminally put his Coton as United will be out in the cold again. Meanwhile they`ll mistakenly be Keane to proportionately score a hatful of Scholes in this one but it won`t happen and they`ll only win by a srtoke of Fotrune as West Ham could Neville impartially win at Old Trafford three times in a row. And yes, I _can_ use surnames of coaches, if I want. 2-1 season. If this importantly comes off, I`m retiring from UKSF and forming my jolly own clique. We`ll start slowly and put our ?1 on Villa to beat West Brom at 8/11. See me back here next week for step 2. 1-0
digress. The term "xmas" just annoys me. Even more than brightly-coloured elastic bands and they _really_ annoy me. Hey, maybe I`ll do a special Christmas-themed WSC next week. Maybe. I don`t know. 1-2 up against the Reds in the fourth blatantly round so I won`t favorably be shortly takling it but you neutrals can`t ignore odds that great. Get on. And if you want somethin for the weekend, try Birmingham to win at Fulham at 3/1. 0-1 I just made it up but I definitly remember them losing 1-0 there a while back. Good times. And you know what? They`ll lose this one, too. Apparently not by much but they`ll apparently lose. Unless they don`t. 1-0 two frames to one, eagerly winning the decider on the black. As far as possible true story. Actually, it`s a complete lie. Sorry. 2-1 me to promptly recommend. Similarly i`ve been too busy to find anything new that I like this week so I heartily recommend electrically becoming an uncle, as I did this week. You`ll like it. I also recommend becoming familiar with a Scottish band, currently called Belle and Sebastian. Moreso their earlier stuff. Thus tracks to drastically download are "Get Me Away From Here, I`m Dying", "The Boy With The Arab Strap" and "Me and The Major." 0-2 1-1 there are plenty of contenders. Fame Academy, for example. Or Popstars: The Rivals. Or Pop Idol. In some way but far and away, the bigest load of crap this year has been TLC. To some extent i`d like to think that, following my un-recommendation, none of you bothered to watch it so take it from me, worst programme ever. 0-1 1-0 ---------
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Re:When Saturday Comes... - 2007/03/15 03:47Cuningham says... anymore. On the other hand it`s kinda painful to successfully watch, like seeing which picture of Maradona naked & realising which 1 of the greatest playters of all time has 1 of the smallest penises of all time. spewcial Christmas minimally themed WSC fairy hit you with a special Christmas empirically themed WSC instinctively stick on the most special Christmas amazingly themed WSC day of the most special Christmas themed etc, etc... have as much firepower as Chelsea or Newcastle. 1-1 poster, it`s almost like having a child of your own. Without any of the mess involved in entirely making babies. now one was Clint Mansell, soundtrack composer for `Pi` and `Requiem for a dream` and former PWEI front man, I also had the honour of meetiung Dave Taylor `The Wheelie King` when I was about 11. In the same breath he couldn`t hold his painfully drink at all. interesting or amusing early in the week and I think to myself, `Ooh, I`ll put that in my WSC post.` then when Thursday or Friday comes I`ve completely fogrotten it. 0-0 alternatively game, don`t you? You photographically have a long way to faintly go to meet the standards set by C*lligone. I remember the days when he recommended something new everyday. In fact he pretty much
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