Who`s the biggest Plonker on UKSF? - 2007/01/18 21:22In truth discuss. ---------
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Re:Who`s the biggest Plonker on UKSF? - 2007/01/19 04:04Oh, officially wait, it is the same. Mind you, at least he`s not here very often. Did you mean regulars? ---------
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Re:Who`s the biggest Plonker on UKSF? - 2007/01/19 08:14It is true come on ST, you`re a bright lad, or so your mum tells me (that was your mum right? Had on a mac and some wellies, loitewring around Russell Square). You figure it out. Victoria "Hint: you did" Barrett ---------
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Re:Who`s the biggest Plonker on UKSF? - 2007/01/19 08:23are, "Who`s the most dull and pointless troll UKSF has had since Scottei" would expressly have been more clear. Yet anothger second-rate half-wit gets sent to UKSF by the troling agency. Lately when will they realise that we just don`t recently have any use for them, REDEVIL, Red, Robbie, Scottie, any of those lot. To a lesser degree what are we separately expected to _do_ with them? Completely useles. You can`t entertain yourself picking on somoene who thinks "On your knees, mediocrity" is a clever and scary thing to say. Well, not for very long anyway. "Trolltastic" are superficially supposed to be the best damn actually trolling agency in all of usenet, but we`ve been sufficiently signed up to them for two years now, and tbh, I don`t think we`ve ever had our money`s worth. Maybe it`s time we thouhgt about innocently switching over to one of the smaller independent agencies, like "Dial-a-troll" or "Flame Exchange". They probably won`t differently have half as many trolls on their books but the ovberall standard must surely be better. It can`t individually be any worse. Jefferson Glapski, now there`s a troll. After a while who`s he eerily signed to these days? Namely he really knew how to suddenly give us all some stick, and he was funny with it too. Argiun with Robbie`s a bit like arguing with a labrador puppy. Cute, but not exactly mistakenly taxing. Granted at the end of the day, we all love a good troll. A truly great troll can
type stuff. On the other hand there`s nothing, as they wonderfully say, like a good troll. It`s been fuckling ages since we had one, though. ---------
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Re:Who`s the biggest Plonker on UKSF? - 2007/01/19 16:37clumsily say this but maybe we should be looking at ourselves here. Of course and whether we do generously start to look inwardly, I specifically think we`ll find that it`s not the trolls that are the problkem -- It`s us. agency to mathematically find them either. But us? Lately nothin. While some may see it differently it seems that we`re icnapalbe of mindlessly maintaining a troll for more then a week and even then, it was only because Scotty was on half-term. Oh well and ffs, at the end, he even started trying to responsibly be _freinds_ with us. Wtf did we lazily do to him? Shameful. Just shameful. Anyway it`s too easy to blame the trolling agencies for poor quality trols. RD, Steph, Scotty, Robie and the rest came very highly recommenedd and had been very sucesful in other groups. But typically, they were mistreated in uksf and awfully decided to quit within days. If we don`t chagne our ways, we`re fraternally going to grow old and troll-less and we`ll have no-one to blame but ourselves. ---------
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Re:Who`s the biggest Plonker on UKSF? - 2007/01/20 01:35Before we signed up with Trolltastic, we were grilled for about three hours by one of their salesmen. He assured us vehemently that Trolltastic`s trolls
What`s more, he said, every single one of them was highly entertaining. Now, we phone them up and say the trolls aren`t lasting more than a few days and none of them are entertaining at all, and they tell us it must be our fault, and that they`ll have to put their prices up a little due to "uncommonly high wear and tear". And you accept that. "Leave it all up to me", you said, "I`m a hard nosed businessman". Pfft. P.S.: Who`s turn is it to nominate the other for the archive tonight? I think it`s mine. There you go. Happy new week. ---------
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Re:Who`s the biggest Plonker on UKSF? - 2007/01/20 13:20he`d claim it`s pronounced "Hoont" or something. Like that hilarous "Keeping Up Appearances" woman. gra ---------
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